Cologne Names that... uh... Reek
[I apologize in advance for the following blog post ... I must have blog-block. Proceed with caution.]
I saw an ad on TV last night for Antonio Banderas' new cologne, "Blue Seduction", and immediately I thought: What a stupid, stupid, stupid name. Blue Seduction ? Are you kidding me ?
But the more I thought about it, it came to me that nearly all names of men's fragrances are absolutely ridiculous and beyond comprehension. Here's just a sampling of scents I came across:
-Cuba Red
-Eternity
-Fuel For Life
-Green Irish Tweed
-Escape
-CANDIES
-Contradiction
-Obsession
-Very Sexy For Him2
-Bora Bora Exotic
-Curve Soul
-Chrome
I can only imagine a curvaceous blonde telling her man, "Nothing makes me hotter than when you wear Curve Soul... kiss me."
